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Friday, October 10, 2014

Who Is Missy?

Ah, yes. The mysterious woman who keeps popping up at the end of this series's Doctor Who episodes, welcoming those who have fallen in the Doctor's wake to the afterlife.  Obviously, she's being set up to be the big bad, but just who is she?  And is it really heaven?

What follows is rife speculation on the identity of the mysterious Missy.

God.  I mean, it is the afterlife, and all.  Supporting this is that, when the cop who died in 'The Caretaker' looks out the window, he says 'My God.' We then cut to a quick shot of Missy crossing a hallway, and Oliver Reeder says something to the effect of  'She's busy today', which suggests that she is meant to be some kind of god--whether the big G Herself or just the god of death/the underword, we'll have to see.

The Devil.  There's really only two other ways the above scene could play out.  If Missy isn't in charge of actual heaven, there's always the other place.  So what's she doing collecting all the perfectly innocent who've died around the Doctor?  Creating his own personal hell, maybe? Or....

Nicola Murray. The worst DoSAC secretary the goverment has ever seen (maybe she's aged/had plastic surgery/is secretly a Time Lady?) and Oliver team up spectacularly to get their revenge on Malcom Tucker. I mean, the Doctor does keep wondering where he's seen his face before....

River Song. Can we really be sure we've seen all of her regenerations? We know that she and the Doctor have a wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey relationship, so maybe Missy is a past incarnation of Melody Pond out to ensnare the Doctor. I mean, she does call him her boyfriend after all.  And why do we assume that this afterlife is a physical place?  Mightn't it be a giant library database? And as to why she has a different face if this is after River died, well, wibbly-wobbly bullshitty-wullshitty.

Another 'Psychopathic' Woman with a Love/Hate Relationship to the Doctor Who Is Basically River Song.  You know, just like the one in 'The Time of the Doctor'.  I mean, Moffat's been pretty good this series about not using his worn out crap (or, at least, if using it, using it in fresh ways), so we're due a let down sooner or later.

The TARDIS. In this case, Missy would be an interface for the time-and-space machine, collecting souls/memories of all the people for who knows what reason.  Storing up faces for the Doctor to use in future regenerations, maybe? Moffat has said this season we'll get to find out why the Doctor looks an awful lot like a couple of guys we've seen already in the Whoniverse.  Although I don't particularly care for this one, it's got two things going for it.  A) The TARDIS pretty much is the Doctor's girlfriend, and B) storing dead people in the TARDIS memory banks actually makes sense.

The Rani.  We've had Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans, Davros, Silurians, Ice Warriors.  What classic villains are left? No, not the Zarbi! The evil genious Time Lady who's the Doctor's old school friend (the other one) turned... um... third? most important arch nemesis!

Another Random Time Lady. Ever since the show came back in 2005 people have been crying for the return of Romana/Susan/Flavia/Iris Wildethyme, etc.  Heck, who says Missy even has to be a formerly female character? She could be the Monk, the War Chief, Omega, or even....

The Valeyard.  Yes, the evil version of the Doctor that's supposed to spin off between his 12th and 13th regeneration.  Peter Capadli is the 12th Doctor, but thanks to Handy (a.k.a. Metacrisis Doctor), he's the Doctor's 13th regeneration.  So... IT IS TIME.  WHERE IS THE VALEYARD, MOFFAT?? WHERE ARE THEY???

All this is rather interesting, but there's one rather obvious answer that I've saved for last.  If feel that, quite probably, Missy is....

The Master.

If you look at it, it's pretty obvious.

First of all, we haven't seen the Master since 'The End of Time Part 2'.  Moffat's due a Master story.

Second, gathering up people who've died in the Doctor's name, probably to torment him? Sounds like a Master-ish thing to do.

Third, she's wearing all black, or at least dark colours.

Fourth, she calls him her boyfriend.  I mean, have you not seen that phone conversation in 'The Sound of Drums'? I mean, the Master's always trying to get the Doctor's attention, so why wouldn't he have been like, 'Well, if you like your Earth girls so much... *goes all glowy*'

Fifth, a female Master would be a good way to open people up to the possibility of a female Doctor in the futre.

But finally...

MISSY = MISTRESS = MASTER

I mean, it does rather stare you in the face, once you realise.

Personally, I think a female Master would be brilliant.  And if she's not brilliant, at least she couldn't possibly be as bad as when she was American.
Sweet Jesus, no, please no.

Friday, June 21, 2013

John Hurt? John Hurt Who?

THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE DOCTOR WHO SERIES 7 FINALE. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.


'Oh, no! I feel a massive reveal coming up on my left!'
Like many of you, when it was revealed at the end of 'The Name of the Doctor' that John Hurt was going to be playing the Doctor, I was all like, WTF?!?!?  Let's review all the possibilties for what's going on here.

The 'Real' 9th Doctor
Probably the most popular  rumour going around says that Christopher Eccelston was actually the 10th Doctor, and that the Time Lord had a regeneration in between him and Paul McGann who actually did all the dirty work during the Time War. I don't much like this blantant rewriting of the continuity (as opposed to the whoops-it's-been-fifty-years-hey-you-try-to-remember-everything accidental type), but I have a feeling, given the prevalence of this theory and things John Hurt has actually said, that it might be true. However, if the current Doctor denies that, though they may be the same Time Lord, he isn't the Doctor, why was Hurt credited as 'The Doctor'?

The Doctor's Original Incarnation
Or at least a pre-Hartnell Doctor. It would be really interesting, wouldn't it, if William Hartnell was the first Doctor, but that he'd had other regenerations before that, especially if all his travelling through time and space was to attone for what the other(s) had done. 'Brain of Morbius' did imply that there were Doctors we hadn't seen, after all.

The Next Doctor
Now that we know Matt Smith is leaving, wouldn't it be amazing if they cast John Hurt as the next one?? Too much to hope for, though.

A Future Doctor
He could just be a possible future Doctor, and seeing him could potentially mess up his own time stream. However, the current Doctor's reaction suggests that there is a lot more to his dislike of the Hurt regeneration than just some wibbly wobbly timey wimeyness. Which leads me to....

A Potential Regeneration That the Doctor Does Not Want to Happen
Say the Doctor knows, through contact with him or others who know of him, that if a certain thing happens, then he will regenerate a certain way, and that will be bad. Very bad. The Doctor's apparent dislike of his Hurt regeneration could be because he's afraid that is what he will turn into. And who would the Doctor not like to become?

The Valeyard

'Look, it doesn't make sense to me, either, and it's my own plan!'
Yes, the guy from 'The Trial of a Time Lord' who tries to have the Doctor killed! The version of the Doctor that spins off of his final regeneration and is so evil even the Master fears him. They did drop a reference to him in 'The Name of the Doctor', after all...

A Valeyard-like Character
It would be a bit hard to explain what the Valeyard is doing back after he got trapped in the Matrix (not that one) at the end of 'Trial', but what if something similar happened when the 8th Doctor regenerated?  One version stayed the Doctor (Eccelston) and went around doing normal Doctor things, but the other version (Hurt) did all the ruthless stuff needed to destroy two civilizations and end the Time War. Well, I think it's interesting, anyway.

The Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey 9th Doctor
Christopher Eccelston is the 9th Doctor we know, but what if when the Great Intelligence went back into the Doctor's time stream, he messed things up, changed time, and this is the 9th Doctor that happened instead.  Based on some things John Hurt has said, I think this might even be more of a possibility than the whole Eccelston-is-really-the-10th thing. And, given that it actually deals with the consquences of messing with time, of the two options, I prefer this one.

Alternative Universe Doctor
Hurt could be the Doctor that could have happened had something else not happened. Like, since we're so hung up on him being the 9th Doctor, he could be the Doctor as he would have been had he not met Rose.  Or even had he not left Gallifrey in the first place.

Parallel Universe Doctor
Sounds the same but isn't. An alternative universe is a 'what if' universe, whereas parallel is one that runs along side and has slight (or major) variations on ours. Just like Pete's World has its Metacrisis Doctor, maybe there's another universe that has John Hurt as it's Doctor. However, running into a parallel version of oneself doesn't seem all that dangerous (see:  Mickey/Ricky), so why would our universe Doctor seem to dislike this one so much? And, if he were essentially a different Time Lord, what's he doing our Doctor's time stream?

The Metacrisis Regeneration
I've heard this theory a few times on the internet.  Matt Smith's Doctor actually dies, and so the Metacrisis Doctor comes back from Pete's World and regenerates into the next one.  However, given that the Doctor explicitly stated that Metacrisis Doctor can't regenerate, this is mostly wishful thinking by people who want more Tennant. Although, if you're going to mess with continuity, you might as well go all in....

But is it really Sylvester McCoy??
The Other
In some of the spin-off novels, it is said that Time Lord society was founded by Rassilon, Omega, and a mysterious person known only as 'The Other.' When the other two went mad with power (or something like that) The Other threw himself into the Matrix (again, not that one), and it is implied that, sometime in the future, he was re-loomed (apparently Time Lords can't have sex, they must be woven) as the Doctor. I doubt they would actually make John Hurt The Other, especially since if they did, fans would hunt Steven Moffat down with pitchforks.  Which they might do anyway, but still.

A Total Cop-out
Remember when it was announced that David Tennant would be leaving after the specials, and that the next Christmas special was going to be called 'The Next Doctor'? And the trailer had David Morrissey in it doing all sorts of Doctor-ish things? And we all thought 'OMG! David Morrissey is going to be the next Doctor!' And then it turned out he was just some bloke who thought he was the Doctor? Yeah, this. Honestly, I wouldn't put it past Moffat to make the whole 'Introducing John Hurt as the Doctor' thing an elaborate trick like this. I mean, we never did learn the Doctor's name during 'The Name of the Doctor', now, did we?

Friday, June 10, 2011

River Song Is--Spoilers!

There’s been a lot of speculation by Doctor Who fans these last few years about the identity of the Doctor’s sort-or companion River Song. Tomorrow night, those of us on the west side of the Pond (no pun intended) finally get to find out who she is. Here is a recap of some possibilities*.

Oh, and anyone who already knows… keep it to yourself or I will sick the Daleks on you.

Romana/Susan/the Rani/another random Time Lady. It is a possibility, but she’d have to be using a Chameleon Arch, and that’s been done. Anyway, it’s a lot of wishful thinking by people who want to bring these characters back.

Doctor’s wife. Likely. We’ve gotten a lot of hints about this, though with Moffat, who the hell knows if he’s trying to mislead us. But the question remains, is she the Doctor’s first wife (Susan’s grandmother) or has he gotten remarried?

The Doctor’s mother. Not likely. It would mean that either she’s a Time Lady or that the Doctor’s half human. And I don’t think they’re going to go there again. Plus, all the flirting would be just… ew.

Susan’s mother. She could be the Doctor’s daughter or daughter-in-law, but, as above with his mother, high squick factor.

Jenny. I suppose she could have regenerated and, um, changed her name, but, genetic anomaly aside, that’s also pretty squicky, though apparently David Tennant doesn’t think so.

Donna. Not very likely, but maybe, since she has a Time Lord brain, she regenerated, but, being human, it would destroy her, so she created a new identity, and had to repress the old one.

The Other Doctor and Rose’s daughter. Sure she’d have to cross into a different universe, but, since she’s the child of a half-Time Lord and the most specialest companion ever (shippers *rolls eyes*), it would be easy for her. And… kissing your half-human clone’s daughter isn’t gross, right?

Amy’s baby. There was a rumor of this going around the internet near the beginning of the season. While the source supposedly turned about to be untrue, you never know…

The glowy girl from the end of “Day of the Moon.” Seriously, what is up with her?

The TARDIS. Given the end of “Forrest of the Dead,” this seems like it would be beyond even Moffat’s level of timey-wimeyness. Plus, uh, didn’t they kind of do this in Neil Gaiman’s episode?

The Master’s and Lucy Saxon’s daughter. Hm, interesting. But the thought of the Master reproducing is just… wrong.

A female Doctor. Since “Forrest” pretty much ruled out a future regeneration, maybe she’s from a parallel universe. Kind of borrows from some of the spin-off books, but, hey, since a lot of people think she’s a rip-off of Benny Summerfield, why not throw some Iris Wildthyme in there, too?

The person in the space suit. She did say she was in jail because she killed a great man….

An agent of the Black Guardian. She’s been sent to bring the Doctor over to the side of chaos by tempting him with spoilers. Could be, but the Black Guardian hasn’t been mentioned in the series since 1983, I think, and we’d probably have some kind of hints if they were going to bring this villain back.

Jack’s daughter. Remember way back in Season 1 when they mention that the Face of Boe was pregnant? They do have similar personalities….

Rory with a sex change. Yes. Please. YES!

A Mary Sue created by Daleks. They’ve designed her to trap the Doctor and bring about his final destruction. Well… it’s what a lot of the fans think of her, so why not?

Obviously, some of those are more plausible than the others, but I am fairly certain that, come Saturday, we will find out that River Song is none other than....

Dr. Elizabeth Corday. Fits perfectly, doesn’t it?



*I may have made some of these up.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

How to Get Into Doctor Who

So maybe you just realized you have BBC America in your cable package, and you want to check out this "new show"* everybody's talking about. Or perhaps you've been a sci-fi fan for a while, and, naturally, have heard of Doctor Who, but just never got around to checking it out. Then this guide isn't exactly for you.

If, however, you are one of those people who has been hooked into watching the show by the growing media attention it's receiving here in the states, then maybe it is. If you're addicted to Doctor Who, want more, but don't know where to start, I suggest you take the following steps.

First, however, make sure you're up to date with the current Doctor's (Matt Smith) era. Don't forget the Christmas special!

1. The New Series
Granted, the episodes of the Moffat era are still the new series, but it's important to go back and watch the Russel T. Davies era as well. And yes, you have to go back to the beginning ("Rose") and watch the ones with the big-eared guy (Christopher Eccelston). You can't just watch the David Tennant episodes.
Recommendations: Like most modern TV shows, there's a story arc to the seasons, so don't watch out of order. Although, if you must, "Blink" is a great episode without heavy continuity.

2. The Tom Baker Era
We've left modern TV story telling behind, and have entered the realm of the serialized drama. The Classic Series stories were told across multiple episodes (usually 4), and so the pacing's a little slower and a bit hard to adjust to. You're starting with Tom Baker's reign as the Doctor for several reasons. First of all, as the longest running (on TV) Doctor, he was, before the revived series, the actor most often associated with the role. And, as the British often joke, the only one the Americans thought was the Doctor. Also, this tends to be one of the most well-loved times in the show's history. More importantly, though, I suggest that you start with the episodes featuring Sarah Jane Smith and then move on to the other companions. That way you'll have a familiar face to bridge your transition from the New to Classic Series.
Recommendations: The best thing about the Classic Series is that, for the most part, the serials can be watched in any order. I'd recommend "Robot," "The Ark in Space," "The Sontaran Experiment," "Genesis of the Daleks," "The Masque of Mandragora," "Pyramids of Mars," "The Brain of Morbius," "The Hand of Fear," "The Deadly Assassin," "The Robots of Death," "The Talons of Weng-Chiang," "Horror of Fang Rock," "Image of the Fendal," The Key to Time (comprised of 6 serials), "City of Death," The E-Space Trilogy (3 serials), "The Keeper of Traken," and "Logopolis."

3. The Peter Davison Era
After Tom Baker, Davison is probably the most accessible Doctor to modern audiences, especially since he appeared in the "Time Crash" sketch with David Tennant.
Recommendations: Davison was a great Doctor, but his era was not without its problems. (Like, for example, an entire serial about how great the Concord is. Avoid that one.) But there are still some very strong episodes from his run such as "Castrovalva," "Four to Doomsday," "Kinda,"** The Black Guardian Trilogy (3 serials), "Planet of Fire," "The Caves of Androzani," and, let us not forget, "The Five Doctors." Multi-Doctor episodes are always good fun, but this one's top-notch.

4. The Jon Pertwee Era
Go back to the Doctor before Tom Baker next. Yes, he's an old guy, but he kicks ass. This era, with some great, action packed stories, often rivals Tom Baker's for fan favorites. And with the heyday of U.N.I.T. (back when it was the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce) and the introduction of the Master, it's no wonder. If you like Earth invasion stories, this is the era for you.
Recommendations: "Spearhead from Space," "The Silurians," "Inferno," "Terror of the Autons,"** "The Three Doctors," "The Sea Devils," the Peladon stories ("Curse" and "Monster of"), "Carnival of Monsters," "The Green Death," and "The Time Monster."

5. The Sylvester McCoy Era
At first off to a rocky start, the McCoy Era soon fell under the head writership of Andrew Cartmel, who gradually made it a slightly darker, more mature Doctor Who. Too bad they were canceled two seasons later.
Recommendations: "Remebrance of the Daleks," "Ghostlight," "The Curse of Fenric," and "Survival." "Battlefield," "The Happiness Patrol," and "The Greatest Show in the Galaxy" sometimes get a lot of put-downs, but I thought they were rather good. Watch "Delta and the Bannermen" if you dare.

6. The Colin Baker Era
Oh, dear God, the coat! THE COAT!!! Once you get past all the 80s excesses, there are still a few good moments in this Doctor's run.
Recommendations: "Vengeance on Varos," "The Mark of the Rani," "The Two Doctors," "Revelation of the Daleks," and "The Trial of a Time Lord."

7. The Paul McGann Era
Confession time: Paul McGann is actually my favorite Doctor, though I rarely admit it. See, he was only ever in one 100% official Doctor Who release. And it was not well received. For one thing, it's bad. Not awful, and certainly not the worst thing ever done in Who history, but not great, either. And it was controversial. ("The Doctor's half human?! And he KISSES GIRLS?!?!?) Worst of all, it was--gasp!--American!! (Not that much, really.) But, it does have its redeeming qualities. It's much closer to the New Series in style and tone, McGann puts in an excellent performance, and there are moments--few though they may be--that are quintessentially Doctor Who.
Recommendations: Doctor Who: The Movie

8. The William Hartnell Era
If you thought the rest of the Classic Series stuff was slow and the effects cheap, then wait till see these. The first two Doctors' serials are not going to be everyone's cup of tea, but there are still some good ones if you have the patience for it.
Recommendations: "An Unearthly Child,"*** "The Daleks,"*** "The Edge of Destruction,"*** "The Aztecs," "The Dalek Invasion of Earth," "The Time Meddler."

9. The Patrick Troughton Era
Same problems as you'll find with the Hartenell era, only the majority of his episodes seem to have gotten themselves lost. Most of what's left is pretty bad. And, um, kinda trippy. It was the 60s, you know.
Recommendations: "Tomb of the Cybermen," "The Invasion," "The Mind Robber," "The War Games."

10. Torchwood
The first successful Doctor Who spin-off series, Torchwood really put its parent show on the map in the U.S. It was billed as "Doctor Who for grown-ups," which means that everybody has sex with each other, and Jack dies. A lot.
Recommendations: Watch in order, especially as it gets better as it progresses. The Children of Earth mini-series was heartbreaking.

11. The Sarah Jane Adventures
The return of Sarah Jane Smith to the New Series was so well-received she got her own spin-off show. Some say that it's better than Doctor Who itself, and, frankly, that claim is hard to argue against.
Recommendations: Watch in order, though, since it's a children's show, the continuity isn't unfathomable if you don't. I prefer the episodes with Rani to those with Maria.

12. Big Finish Audio Adventures
Now you're leaving the world of television behind for the more turbulent waters of the fandom. Extreme lack of continuity ahead. Start with the audio dramas (think radio plays), since the Doctors and a lot of Classic Series companions are in them.
Recommendations: The ones feauring Charlie Pollard as companion both the 8th and 6th Doctor (in that order). You won't want to be spoilered, so go in release order, although if had to recommend one to listen to out of order, it would be "The Chimes of Midnight."

13. BBC Audio Dramas
The BBC has, on an off, done radio plays with the different Doctors, some of which were actually broadcast, others of which were released straight to CD. BBC Radio 4 Extra (Formerly Radio 7) has become the home of the 8th Doctor's semi-official adventures, and recently they've even persuaded Tom Baker to reprise his role as the Doctor for a few dramas.
Recommendations: The 8th Doctor series, especially with companion Lucie Miller. They should be heard in order, but my personal favorite, "Horror of Glam Rock," is only the second one in the series, and it is awesome.

14. Virgin New Adventures
After the series was canceled in 1989, Virgin bought the rights to publish books about the Doctor's continuing exploits and took the series in the darker, more mature track Cartmel had set it on. The quality varies from wonderful to God-awful, but most are competently written and entertaining. Oh, and they're also out of print, so good luck finding them.
Recommendations: There is a certain level of continuity in the series that suggests they should be read in order, but, as you pretty much have to read what you can get your hands on, just use the internet to fill yourself in on what you've missed. Anything written by either Classic or New Series writers are usually pretty good, but I think the best writers of this series are Paul Cornell and Kate Orman. My favorites are Cornell's Human Nature and Lance Parkin's The Dying Days, but, really, anything with Benny Summerfield as companion is good.

15. Eighth Doctor Adventures
After the TV movie, the BBC got their publishing rights back, and produced a series of novels about the continuing exploits of the 8th Doctor. About the same quality as the VNAs, they tend--most of the time--to be a bit lighter and have a tendency toward more whimsical plots. And they are also out of print.
Recommendations: Same problem with continuity as the VNAs. A lot of the good authors from that series carry over as well (especially Orman), but the best new author in the series is Paul Magrs. His Mad Dogs and Englishmen is made of win. Other favorites: The Blue Angel, The Banquo Legacy, Father Time, Earthworld. As a general rule, though, anything with companion Fitz Kreiner is going to be better than without.

16. Virgin Missing Adventures, Past Doctor Adventures, Short Trips and Side Steps
The VMAs and PDAs are series of novels from Virgin and BBC books giving new adventures to the old Doctors. Short Trips are collections of short stories in the same vein. Same quality concerns as the other novel series, though they are often looked upon as "lesser works" in comparison to the "continuing adventures" novels. Mostly out of print.
Recommendations: The continuity slots in with the TV series in most cases, so they can be read in any order. And a lot of the same authors who wrote the VMAs and EDAs wrote these as well. Goth Opera of the VMAs is continuity heavy, but it's by Paul Cornell and it's got vampires. Fear Itself, the only PDA novel with the 8th Doctor, has a great plot twist.

17. Comics
The problem with the Doctor Who comics is that there are several different series, including one that is only published in America, so the continuity is all over the place. However, they are fairly well-regarded among fans, especially ones featuring shape-shifting penguin Frobisher as companion, and the 6th Doctor graphic novel written by Colin Baker himself.
Recommendations: IDW's graphic novel Doctor Who: The Forgotten.

18. Cartoons
The Doctor has occasionally appeared in poorly animated form. Most recently, the David Tennant's Doctor has been in short cartoons both with companion Martha Jones and by himself with a character played by his fiancee/TV daughter. Before that, though, the BBC made some adventures with various Doctors in flash animation for their website.
Recommendations: Webcasts of "Shada" and "Scream of the Shalka." The former is a remake of the unfinished Tom Baker era serial by Douglas Adams, with Paul McGann as the Doctor and Lala Ward reprising her role as Romana--excuse me, President Romana. The latter is a new adventure of a future Doctor played by Richard E. Grant. Personally, I would like to see an action figure boxed set of these two Doctors. That comes with little tiny plastic wine bottles....

19. New Series Adventures
Novels of the doings of the 9th Doctor onward. The nice thing about the VNAs and EDAs was that they were a more grown-up than the TV series. These, however, are more targeted toward kids. Read if you are that desperate for more 9th, 10th, or 11th Doctor. Or if you're a kid.

20. Other Licensed Stuff
Congratulations, you are now a die-hard Whovian. Read novels and listen to audios that feature various companions and Doctor Who villains without the Doctor. Or watch fan-produced videos with original Doctor Who actors staring as Characters Who Are Totally Not Owned By The BBC. Nope. Not At All. *Whistles Innocently*


*Laugh with me now, Brits.
**As of writing, only available on VHS in the U.S.
***Originally, the episodes in a serial had individual titles, not the series itself. These are the generally accepted titles of the first three episodes.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

British Actor of the Month--Retro Time Travelin' Edition

This month's British actor is none other than

John Simm


Now, I, like many PBS-watching Americans, first noticed Simm in Doctor Who, where he occasionally guest-stars as the latest incarnation of the Doctor's arch-nemesis the Master. Simm plays this fellow renegade Time Lord more unhinged than his predecessors (Well, most of them, anyway, but we don't talk about Eric Roberts.), but, oddly enough, his hair-brained schemes seem a bit less hair-brained. Seriously, the Doctor had to pull a Tinkerbell!Jesus ex machina to defeat him in "The Last of the Time Lords." Simm brings a certain degree of mad humor to the role that made him an excellent foil for Tennant's Doctor, and hopefully we'll get to see him again the next time these old rivals' paths cross.

However, Simm first came to the attention of Doctor Who's producers through his starring role in the BBC series Life on Mars. Simm plays Sam Tyler, a Manchester police detective who gets hit by a car and wakes up in 1973. Is he crazy? In a coma dream? Or has he really travelled back in time? The show (At least what I've seen of it so far. I'm on Series 2, episode 4, so no spoilers, please! Unless you're going to tell me whether or not Ashes to Ashes is also awesome.) leaves this pretty ambiguous. In fact, at the end of the first series, I thought I had it figured out, but then they did something in the series two opener that's left me guessing. The show is totally worth checking out, if only to see Simm struggle to figure out his predicament and new surroundings and to bring a little compassion and justice to the retro police force. Also, the soundtrack rocks.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

British Actor of the Month--Out With the Old Edition


As New Years rolls around and we get ready to say goodbye to the tenth Doctor, I'd like to salute him while we prepare ourselves for the new guy. So, without further ado, I present you with:

Ten Things to Love About David Tennant

1) First and foremost, Doctor Who. Unless you've been living under a large, blood-sucking rock* for the last four years, then you're probably aware that Tennant is the most recent incarnation of that beloved time-space traveller. Tennant has become the most well-loved Doctor since Tom Baker, and has even supplanted ol' Teeth 'n' Curls himself in many fans hearts. And with good reason. Tennant brings not only humor, style, and brainy specs to the role, he also gives his Doctor an emotional depth that has helped the show's renewed popularity. Oh, and did I mention that he's dead sexy in pinstripes?

2) On a related note, Tennant is an uber-nerd whose passion for Doctor Who extends far back into his childhood. Seriously. Tennant has said that as a kid he decided to become an actor so that he could be the Doctor one day. Fanboy much?

3) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. The first glimpse that many of us in the States had of Tennant was as the red herring bad guy in the fourth Potter installment. And with that leather jacket and, um, "interesting" tongue thing, he made it a good month for Death Eater recruitment.

4) Blackpool. Tennant plays a singing detective in this BBC musical cop show. Unfortuneately this isn't widely available in the U.S., but from what I've heard, it sounds delicious.

5) But have no fear, Tennant still graces the American screens as the host of PBS's Masterpiece Contemporary. What could possibly go better with quality television drama?

6) Casanova. No, not that one. The BBC production written by--surprise, surprise--Russell T. Davies and shown on Masterpiece, albeit with a few moderations. Tennant put his own twist on the legendary lover by playing him as a bit of a scrapper with a cheeky sense of humor. And boy, was he ever hot doing it.

7) To feature Tennant or not to feature Tennant. Is that even a question given item 7? Tennant has done many productions with the Royal Shakespeare Company, but in the summer of 2008, he fulfilled the ambitions of many an actor and played the Dane. Keep an eye on your TV guides, PBS is going to air his performance in Hamlet on Great Performances in the New Year.

8) The Rule of Austen. Remember, way back in the first British Actor of the Month feature, that any man who dates a Jane Austen heroine (or her sister) is OK in my book. Tennant used to go out with Sophia Miles, who played Fanny Price's younger sister in Mansfield Park. (She is also awesome as Madame de Pompadour in the Doctor Who episode "The Girl in the Fireplace," where the couple met.)

9) He's Scottish. Need I say more?

10) He's also very funny. Seriously, go to YouTube, and check out the video clips of him on various U.K. comedy shows (and some shows that aren't comedy). Observe him and Catherine Tate in this clip from her Comic Relief (U.K.) special:


(For those reading via the Facebook thingy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxB1gB6K-2A)

Well, there you have it. And didn't even have to allude to him being nicknamed "Ten-Inch."



*Pretty funny, right, Old Skool fans?

Thursday, July 30, 2009

The Sorting, um, Scarf

In honor of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince's box office success its first weekend, and a big week (new Doctor's new outfit, Torchweek on BBC America, and David Tennant's SDCC debut) for the Doctor Who fandom, I decided to sort the Doctor's companions (new, classic, and expanded universe) into Hogwarts houses. Ok, the real reason is that it's every nerd's dream come true to have his or her fandoms intersect, and wouldn't it be awesome if the TARDIS materialized in Diagon Alley?!?!? Anyway, as that is highly unlikely* to happen officially, I guess I'll have to do it myself.

Note: I haven't actually seen/read/heard every single companion in the Whoniverse, so I'm sticking to the characters I know best. Sorry, Dodo fans.

Gryffindor
The house known for its bravery and for producing such figures as Harry Potter, Dumbledore, Hagrid, and Sirius Black. Many of the ones I put in here are warriors--Captain Jack Harkness (9-10), Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart (2-5, 7), Jamie McCrimmon (2), Leela (4), and Ace (7). Some you'd never want to get on their bad side, namely Tegan Jovanka (5) and Donna Noble (10), the later of which would be in Gryffindor by default as she is obviously a Weasley. Others display an adventurous spirit: Sarah Jane Smith (3-4), always eager to get to the bottom of a story; Romana's second regeneration (4), who goes off by herself into E-Space; Bernice Summerfield (7--books), our outer-space Indiana Jones; and Charley Pollard (8--audios), the self-proclaimed "Edwardian Adventuress." The remaining ones kind of grow into it. Mickey Smith (9-10) starts out a total wuss, but ends up crossing dimensions a few times to save the multiverse. Anji Kapoor (8--books) thinks of herself as rather ordinary but faces the things that terrify her with great courage.

Ravenclaw
The house the values intelligence and learning and is home to Luna Lovegood and Professor Flitwick. Above all is K-9 (4), the computer who loves to go for walkies. And then there's math geniuses Zoe Heriot (2) and Adric (4-5). Melanie Bush (6-7) is a computer programmer with total recall, and Liz Shaw (3) has a doctorate or two. Nyssa (5) is a bit of a brainiac, and the original Romana (4) likes to remind the Doctor that her grades were higher than his. Rounding out the category are three MD's. Martha Jones (10) displays quick reasoning, Grace Holloway (8) is intellectually curious (especially when it comes to guys with two hearts), and Harry Sullivan (4) is logical almost to a fault.

Hufflepuff
Hufflepuffs are often called "a load of duffers" but often prove to be loyal and loving. These are the Dalek-huggers--literally, in Rose Tyler's (9-10) case. Other companions known for their compassionate, sympathetic natures are Jo Grant (3), who would make even the Master a nice cup of tea if she thought he looked a little down; Peri Brown (5-6), who, on her first trip in the TARDIS, pleaded with the Doctor to end one of the bad guy's sufferings; and Sam Jones (8--books), who cared so much for the underprivileged she got on a lot of readers' nerves. Fitz Kreiner (8--books) is a bit of a duffer, but he is nonetheless loyal. If the Doctor needs him, Fitz pulls through--though usually not without needing to change his shorts.

Slytherin
Though most Slytherins can at worst be called self-interested, this is the house that has produced the majority of the evil or bigoted characters in the Potterverse. Believe it or not, the Doctor has traveled with a few would-be Slytherins. Adam Mitchell (9) tried to use his brief time in the TARDIS to make money. Turlough (5) at first only went with the Doctor to escape school, and tends to sneak off when danger approaches. Compassion (8--books) never really wanted to travel with the Doctor anyway, and once she got the hang of being a TARDIS, she dumps him off on Earth. Trix McMillan (8--books) also seems to travel with the Doctor for lack of a better option, and her selfishness often gets her into trouble.

Finally, there's Kamelion (5), who would not be in any house because, it, had it lived in the Potterverse, would be a Squibb.

So, a few discussion questions. (Yes, I'm gearing up for the fall semester. How can you tell?) What Hogwarts houses would the characters from your favorite fandoms belong to? What kinds of crazy crossovers would make your day?



*The Doctor and Rose made a cameo appearance in the Buffy Season 8 comics, so anything is possible. Which gives me hope for my crack theory about the 10th Doctor's regeneration involving a fob-watch and Dementors.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Stirring Up Controversy in the Nerdom

I recently got around to seeing the new Star Trek movie, and let me tell you, it was awesome. Best movie I've seen in the theater for a long time. Given that and my having enjoyed The Next Generation when I was a kid, I decided to check out TOS*. I must say I was a bit disappointed. Granted, I can see why people like it. The stories are really good, and deal with complex moral issues. Many kudos must be given to Gene Roddenberry for creating a fictional environment where new ideals of the 60s could be tested. I do find the character relationships--particularly between Kirk, Spock, and McCoy--fascinating. I can see why some have called it Horatio Hornblower in space, though it is sadly lacking in Lt. Bush (see July British Actor of the Month). But it all just seems so dated to me, and I haven't been able to get beyond that as quickly as I did with Doctor Who. Though both shows have their merits, I definitely prefer the former. So I present to you, gentle reader:

20 Reasons Doctor Who Is Better Than Star Trek

1. Doctor Who has never been cancelled. Well, not officially, anyway. When the BBC decided to get rid of the show, fear of fan backlash caused them to put it on hiatus--for 16 years.

2. Doctor Who is also the longest-running (non-continuous) sci-fi show in history. The classic series ran from 1963-89 with only one season off. So if you add in the TV Movie and the current series, that's about 32 seasons.

3. And you know what? You can count all of it as one series. Unlike Trek with its five different series, the new and old versions of Who are all part of the same continuity.

4. Or should I say "lack thereof"? Who has dealt with the frequent changes of style, tone, and format by playing fast and loose with canon. And because it's a show about time travel, they can totally get away with it! (Step on the wrong butterfly, and suddenly you're half-human on your mother's side.)

5. Sure, they have time travel in the Trek universe, but with Doctor Who that's the whole point of the show, so as for content, anything goes. One week they're fighting zombies with Charles Dickens, the next battling Bertie Bassett in space, and the next saving contemporary Earth from a giant robot.

6. And speaking of format, Who encompasses many genres--from gothic horror to comic capers to, in more recent years, romance. Just add a monster and you've got yourself a Doctor Who episode.

7. The asexual half-human (sometimes) alien isn't the sidekick, he's the star. Furthermore, the Doctor discovered kissing (TV Movie) and became one of the last of his species (new series) long before the Trek movie reboot.

8. Granted, both Doctor Who and Star Trek have a strange blend of being sexist at the same time they were trying to be progressive in their representation of women, and both have improved over time. But it seems like the Doctor's companions get more to do than the women of TOS. Plus, the Doctor's presumed asexuality makes the male gaze in Who not always in support of the patriarchy. And anyway, Kirk's love of the green ladies is kind of creepy.

9. The Doctor is--if not always a better dresser than Kirk--certainly a more, uh, interesting one.

10. Douglas Adams ftw.

11. A race of cybernetic beings who want to make everyone just like them? They're called the Cybermen, who first appeared in 1966.

12. TOS's effects weren't that much better. Sure, the bigger budget ensured the blue screen sequences didn't look like crap and that the sets didn't fall over, but a dude in a rubber mask is still a dude in a rubber mask.

13. The Doctor Who theme is appropriately otherworldly in all of its arrangements. And while TNG's screams "space epic," TOS's theme just sounds like lounge music, and doesn't really fit the show.

14. "To boldly go." I can't see Doctor Who writers making such a heinous grammatical error. For the show's original run, very few regular characters spoke in anything other than RP English.

15. While Roddenberry's mission should be applauded, sometimes it feels like the show takes itself too seriously. Classic Doctor Who rarely took itself seriously enough. Even when it was about something like, say, racism and genocide, the show's producers didn't seem to be too bothered if people missed the message because they were too busy hiding behind the couch.

16. Trek might have been progressive, but Who was anarchic. Whereas Star Trek showed us what a well-ordered society we'd be living in if we all just learned to get along, Doctor Who taught us to distrust authority and value our individuality.

17. Who was more explicitly political, especially during the 80s. One episode even showed how mass entertainment--like television--is used by capitalists to keep the masses down.

18. On a related note, Doctor Who is produced by public funds, which means it's less prey to the demands of advertisers and big business, and can get away with a lot more (see above).

19. Doctor Who is truly multi-media with its range of books, comics, radio plays, and even a couple of webcasts. Not to mention the two Peter Cushing movies from the 60s (which were big screen remakes of the Dalek episodes). To my knowledge, Star Trek just has the books and movies, and that animated series no one likes to talk about.

20. Spin-offs. Doctor Who has four: the K-9 and Company pilot, Torchwood for the adults, The Sarah Jane Adventures for the kids, and the up-coming Australian series about the new and improved K-9. Technically, Star Trek has four, too, but that's just because, if they wanted to keep the franchise going, they had no diagetically convenient way to explain how the Enterprise crew all looked different. Doctor Who's spin-offs expand its universe.

There. And I didn't even have to resort to "Because David Tennant is HOT!" Rebuttal is welcome.



*The Original Series. The one that ran from 1966-69; it was just called "Star Trek" so fans use this acronym to designate it from the other four. But you knew that.

Friday, July 3, 2009

British Actor of the Month

For this inaugural feature (shamelessly ripped off of The Park Bench's "Nerd Man of the Month"), I've decided to present my current British actor obsession. So without further ado, I give you

Eight Things to Love About Paul McGann

1) Withnail and I
McGann stars as "I" (though diehard fans know he's called Marwood) alongside Richard E. Grant's Withnail in Bruce Robinson's 1986 cult classic. Though Grant may get all the cool points--and good lines--for his performance as a self-centered, wittily caustic raging alcoholic, McGann's pensive, slightly paranoid Marwood is the heart of the film. And speaking of hearts, he'll steal yours as well with those blue blue eyes, razor sharp cheek bones, curly tresses, tight jeans that perfectly accent his--*ahem* Where was I? Ah, yes. This film truly deserves its place among the Criterion elite. Harry Potter fans beware, though. Richard Griffiths in this film will make you never look at Vernon Dursley the same way again.

2) Doctor Who (The TV Movie)
Now, McGann has occasionally referred to himself as the George Lazenby of Doctor Who. However, despite the fact that he's only "officially" played the role once, that is hardly an apt description. Despite the fact that the TV movie was pretty awful and created much controversy in the fandom ("The Doctor's half-human?? And kissing girls???") even the most skeptical of Whovians admits that McGann was pretty awesome as the Doctor. His Doctor has the same enthusiasm, eccentricity, and taste for Jelly Babies as Tom Baker's, but tempered by Davison's humanity and Pertwee's ability to dress himself tastefully. Furthermore, the Eighth Doctor had hundreds of more dubiously-canon adventures in BBC Books' Eighth Doctor Adventures and Doctor Who Magazine's comics, and, in not one but two series of audio plays by Big Finish, McGann himself actually reprises the role, giving the world yet another opportunity to listen to that soft, sexy voice of his.

3) He Has Three Brothers Who Are Also Pretty Good Looking
And what's more, Joe, Mark, and Stephen McGann are all actors, too. The four brothers appear together in The Hanging Gale, a miniseries about the Irish potato famine. (Though why the hottest one has to play the priest I'll never understand. *Sigh*) It's not exactly the best thing I've ever seen. For one thing, it was made for a regional outpost of the BBC--and it shows. For another, it becomes obvious which one went to RADA. But it is a good way to objectify four fine male bodies, something the world needs more of. Good luck telling Mark and Stephen apart, though.

4) Lieutenant William Bush
McGann plays Horatio Hornblower's (the also delicious Ioan Gruffudd) right hand man in ITV's movies about the most famous officer of His Majesty's Navy in literature. Now, Bush isn't exactly the most clever of men, and he really, really hates the French, but he's loyal, brave, and have you seen those uniforms??? I'd never be flogged for disobeying his orders!

5) Bristol Silents
McGann apparently is a lover of silent movies and is a patron of this film society. It not only warms my film geek/history buff heart that he supports film preservation and may be a bit of a film geek/history buff himself, but I've also heard that he sometimes sings at certain events. ROAWRR! Anyway... I wonder if he's read Silent Film Sound....

6) He's from Liverpool
You know, that industrial town in the northwest of England located along the river Mersey and known for its shipyards and pop groups like Gerry and the Pacemakers. (And that other one... What were they called again?) Which means that McGann sports one of the hottest accents south of Scotland.

7) He Dated Jane Bennet
Or rather the actress who played her. Now, dating Jane Austen's heroines (or their sisters) makes any man OK in my book, but this means that he's about two degrees of separation away from Mr. Darcy--um, I mean, Colin Firth. Plus, Ms. Harker "appears" alongside McGann in the audio version of "Shada."

8) Lesbian Vampire Killers
Isn't it enough just to have a title like this on one's resumé? Though reviewers over the age of 15 have said that this comic take on those lusty Hammer horror films fails at what the Pegg-Wright-Frost movies do so well, they do agree that McGann's performance as a vicar hell-bent on stopping his daughter from becoming a lesbian vampire is the highlight of the show. Whatever. Sounds funny, so I'm going to see it. If it's ever released here, that is.