I was going to relish (tee-hee) not being obliged to post a blog today, but then I realized, what with the holiday weekend upon us, I'd be doing a public disservice if I didn't address this topic.
Every year, millions of Americans jeopardize their tastebuds by incorrectly preparing and consuming hot dogs. Here is the correct way to eat a hot dog:
1) Steam an all beef hot dog.
2) Place on a poppy seed bun.
3) Top with the following:
Chopped white onions
Sweet relish (the more vibrantly green, the better)
Dill pickle spear
Sport peppers (opt.)
Cucumber slices (opt.)
4) Sprinkle with celery salt.
Some cultures may prefer to top their hot dogs with chili or sauerkraut in combination with other condiments, however
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD KETCHUP EVER BE PUT ON A HOT DOG.
Have fun and eat safe this Fourth of July.