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Sunday, June 5, 2011

30 Days, 30 Books: For Bibliophiles

Yet another 30 Days, 30 ____s meme. However, the Facebook 30 Books Challenge, frankly, sucks, so I’ve made up my own list for people who actually read books. 

1. Your Favorite Book
Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad. First time I read it, I couldn't put it down. Fourth time, I was still captivated. 

2. Your Least Favorite Book
Left Behind by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins. Not only is it radically Christian fundamentalist, it's also the most poorly written book I've ever read, and that includes The Da Vinci Code

3. A Book by Your Favorite Author
I'm a big fan of the "urban poetics" of Raymond Chandler, author of such works as The Big Sleep.

4. A Book by Your Least Favorite Author
Hm, hard to pick a least favorite author. However, I can honestly say that, after reading The Turn of the Screw, I will probably never read Henry James of my own free will. 

5. Your Favorite Collection of Short Stories
The Acid House by Irvine Welsh. I would have said Trainspotting, but technically that's a novel. 

6. Your Favorite Novella
Legends of the Fall by Jim Harrison. Even though it doesn't have Brad Pitt riding around shirtless, it's still a much better book than movie. 

7. Your Favorite Work of Literary Fiction
Obviously, my choice for favorite book counts as "literary fiction," but, since I don't want to repeat choices, I'll be pretentious and say A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce. 

8. Your Favorite Humorous or Satiric Book
Another tough choice as many of the books I read have their humorous sides. But, right now, I'd have to say The Code of the Woosters, by P. G. Wodehouse, since it's the highlight of the Jeeves series. 

9. Your Favorite Action/Adventure Novel
Not a big reader of this genre, so I'm going to have to go with Kim by Rudyard Kippling, since it's a spy novel. Ok, well, it has a spy subplot, anyway. 

10. Your Favorite Romance or Chick Lit
Not a big fan of this genre, either, so I guess I'll grudgingly admit that Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre could be read as a romance. If you ignore all the great gothic stuff going on. 

11. Your Favorite Gothic or Horror Novel
Dracula by Bram Stoker. It is probably the most often referenced book in everything I've written, after all. 

12. Your Favorite Children's Book
Number the Stars by Lois Lowry. When I was eleven it got me interested in learning about the Holocaust. 

13. Your Favorite Work of Historical Fiction
A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens, because the worst of times are as captivating a read as the best of times. 

14. Your Favorite Science Fiction/Fantasy Novel
The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde. What book lover could resist a world in which the characters of their favorite books could literally come to life? 

15. Your Favorite Mystery or Thriller
The Maltese Falcon by Dashiell Hammett, which isn’t all that different from the movie. But it’s all about the mood it creates. Read it and you can feel the San Francisco fog on your skin. 

16. Your Favorite Nonfiction Book (Literary)
Minor Characters, Joyce Johnson's memoir about being a woman in the beat movement. 

17. Your Favorite Nonfiction Book (Other)
Fires Were Started edited by Lester D. Friedman, which is a great collection of essays about the impact of Thatcherism on British cinema. And… why have you all suddenly fallen asleep? 

18. Your Favorite Collection of Poetry
Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein. Sure, there’s a lot of great grown-up poetry out there, but I remember ever single poem in this book filled with whimsical characters like Captain Hook, Hungry Mungry, and Sarah Cynthia Silvia Stout Who Would Not Take the Garbage Out. 

19. Your Favorite Play That You Have Read
The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde. Funniest. Play. Ever. Just ask Mr. Bunburry. 

20. Your Favorite Graphic Novel or Comic Book
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen written by Alan Moore. Much, much better than the movie. Love the Victorian in-jokes. 

21. Your Favorite Anthology
The Beat Reader edited by Anne Charters. It's a good sampler of one of my favorite literary movements. 

22. Your Favorite Series
The Harry Potter books by J. K. Rowling. I haven't been a book-accurate Hermione Granger for Halloween twice for nothing. 

23. A Book Featuring Your Favorite Male Character
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen. I don't think I need to explain this one, do I? (Hint: It's not Mr. Collins.) 

24. A Book Featuring Your Favorite Female Character
Portnoy’s Complaint by Philip Roth, which features the most overbearing mother in American literature—according to the highly unreliable narrator, at least. But, since she’s not our mother, it’s really quite funny—in a twisted way. 

25. Your Guilty Pleasure Read
Any of the Doctor Who spin-off books, really, but the guiltiest of all guilty pleasures of these would be Mad Dogs and Englishmen by Paul Magrs, in which poodles attempt to take over the universe by rewriting The Lord of the Rings. Yes, it is that good. 

26. A Book You Keep Meaning to Read/Finish but Haven't Gotten Around To
The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien. The first time I started it I was 12, and I've gotten no further than about half-way through Return of the King before I stopped. 

  27. The Most Obscure Book You Have Ever Read The Jew Detective, a dime novel by Col. Prentiss Ingraham. Thank you, Dr. Roth. 

  28. The Book You Have Read Most Often Aristotle's Poetics--Five times. A hazard of my profession. 

  29. The Book of Which You Own the Most Copies The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka wins with three copies. One in a collected works, one Norton Critical Edition, and one copy in German, even though I can't read it. 

  30. The Latest Book You Have Read/Are Reading Now Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman. I was given a copy of the script a few years ago but never read it. After I was unable to put The Graveyard Book down, I decided to give the novelization a try.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

30 Days, 30 Songs in One Day

Once again, taking care of this 30 Whatevers thing in one go. All links lead to YouTube. Note: Any and all results are subject to change… in an hour at the least.

1. Your Favorite Song
Life on Mars?” by David Bowie. Sublime.

2. Your Least Favorite Song
There are so many awful songs out there but “Chestnut Mare” by The Byrds gives me the creeps. Woman as horse is a metaphor that should never, ever be used.

3. A Song That Makes You Happy
Dead Flowers” by The Rolling Stones. If this comes on my iPod, I find it hard not to sing along—even in public.

4. A Song That Makes You Sad
Perfect Day” by Lou Reed. It’s not sad at first, but when you think about it, the singer is having a perfect day today, but tomorrow…. And if you’ve seen Trainspotting, it’s even sadder.

5. A Song That Reminds You of Someone
The Eagles’s “Take It Easy,” is my dad’s theme song. If you know him, you get what I mean.

6. A Song That Reminds You of Somewhere
Beautiful Day” by U2: Paris, 2001. I took a lot of CDs with me that June, but this is the one I’ve come to associate with my foreign exchange trip.

7. A Song That Reminds You of an Event
Ironic” by Alanis Morissette. It’s not big, but I have a distinct memory of driving home from the movies with my friend Rita and the Lennon twins in her mother’s car singing along to this on the radio. Ah, junior high.

8. A Song That You Know All the Words To
Consider Yourself” from Oliver! that I had to sing in the 7th grade musical review. Ugh. I feel so uncool now.

9. A Song You Can Dance To
The Macarena.” I may be dating myself, but at least I don’t know how to do the Hustle.

10. A Song That Makes You Fall Asleep
I don’t usually fall asleep to music, but when I want to mellow out, I listen to “Uncle John’s Band” by the Grateful Dead. And if I really want to mellow out, I listen to live versions when they themselves were extremely “mellow.”

11. A Song From Your Favorite Band
Hey Jude” by The Beatles, because they are the best band ever.

12. A Song From a Band You Hate
In Your Eyes” by Peter f-ing Gabriel. Grrrrr….

13. A Song That Is a Guilty Pleasure
“White Lies” by Faculty Lounge, an all-professor (and one dean) band from my undergraduate college. They used to play at this dive bar at the edge of town, and when the libations were flowing (to the crowd and the band) they were great. Sober, they are… a guilty pleasure.

14. A Song No One Would Expect You to Like
Alejandro” by Lady Gaga. I’m notoriously not a fan of pop and dance music, but she’s an interesting performer, and, for what it is, her music is really good.

15. A Song That Describes You
Ideally, “She Belongs to Me,” but somehow I doubt it. My inner teenager wants me to pick something deep and a little angsty, but I really can’t think of anything appropriate, so I’ll say “Brown Eyed Girl” by Van Morrison.

16. A Song You Used to Love But Now Hate
My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion. If you can remember 1997, you understand why.

17. A Song You Hear Often on the Radio
I’ve Seen All Good People” by Yes. Classic rock radio seriously needs to cut back on the prog rock.

18. A Song You Wish You Heard on the Radio
‘Heroes’” by David Bowie. It’s his best, and arguably one of the greatest rock songs of all time, and yet it gets literally no airtime.

19. A Song From Your Favorite Album
Taxman” from The Beatles’s Revolver. Greatest. Album. Ever.

20. A Song You Listen To When You’re Angry
Green Day’s “American Idiot.” It’s like “Fight the Power” for angry liberal college kids.

21. A Song You Listen to When You’re Happy
I will refrain from commenting on how this isn't different from #3 above, and instead say that whenever I need a song I can turn to full volume and sing along to at the top of my lungs with wild abandon, I turn to Placebo’s cover of “20th Century Boy” from the Velvet Goldmine soundtrack.

22. A Song That You Listen to When You’re Sad
Again, redundant much? Ok, I rarely listen to sad music to bask in the mood of sadness (Why? Why would you do that?), but if I did so, I probably would listen to Bob Dylan’s “A Simple Twist of Fate.”

23. A Song You Want Played at Your Wedding
Normally I’d answer this sarcastically, but I’ll play it straight and say “Love” by John Lennon. It’s a sweet, simple song. Either that, or “Tubthumping.” In the church, of course.

24. A Song You Want Played at Your Funeral
The Rolling Stones’s “You Can't Always Get What You Want.” And then I want a poll taken to see who gets the reference.

25. A Song That Makes you Laugh
Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream.” So funny it made him laugh on the record.

26. A Song You Can Play on an Instrument
Pachelbel’s Canon in D Major. Clarinet’s best, though I can pick it out on the piano.

27. A Song You Wish You Could Play
The Alla Turca from Mozart’s Piano Sonata No. 11 in A Major. Or “Stairway to Heaven.”

28. A Song That Makes You Feel Guilty
Dylan’s “The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll,” because it’s supposed to make you feel guilty. It’s very Brechtian.

29. A Song From Your Childhood
Girls Just Want to Have Fun” by Cyndi Lauper, though I prefer the Chipettes version.

30. Your Favorite at This Time Last Year
Rock ’n’ Roll With Me” off Bowie’s Diamond Dogs, because obviously last year was 1974.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Defining the Concept Album

Last week a friend of mine over at Cinewise blogged about concept albums he would like to see made into films. It's a good list, but the discussion on Facebook got me thinking: just what exactly is a concept album anyway? A lot of the time the term gets thrown around carelessly and applied to albums that aren't actually concept albums. Rock stars tend to call their works concept albums when they're trying to sound more serious, and fans tend to think that if it's prog rock, it's automatically a concept album. Time to set a few parameters.
  • A concept album is not a change in style. Well, not just, anyway. If Joe Rockstar decides to put out a bluegrass album, it's not a concept album. If Joe Rockstar becomes Billy Bob McCountryman to do so, now we're getting somewhere. So, Dylan's Nashville Skyline is out, but Garth Brooks's Chris Gaines project is a contender. And that's something I thought I'd never, ever, say on my blog.
  • It is an album based on a concept, not a theme. I know, that sounds like I'm splitting hairs, but hear me out. All albums--all good ones, anyway--have themes, but not all albums can be concept albums, so allow me to illustrate the difference. Joe Rockstar gets drunk, crashes his Rolls into the water trap at the ninth hole, and nearly drowns. All the songs on his next album are about dying. Not a concept album. If however, his next album is about dying and is structured around The Five Stages of Grief, that very well could be a concept album. So every album that claims to be about rock stardom because the songs are about how lonely it is on the road or how sweet groupies are don't count. But The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars does count because, well, it does what it says on the tin: chronicles the rise and fall of a fictional rock star.
  • And that leads me to the next, and most important point. The concept album must have a narrative. A fabula (plot) and syuzhet (telling) for all you Russian formalists out there. For the rest of you, all I mean is that the concept album tells a story.
    Obvious examples are Tommy, Jesus Christ Superstar, and, as mentioned above, Ziggy Stardust.
  • But doesn't that exclude a lot of really important concept albums, like Pet Sounds or Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band? Only if you consider narratives that follow a protagonist. The basic elements for a story are a beginning, middle, and an end. These are concept albums in a more abstract sense. Take Days of Future Passed, for example. It has a beginning ("The Day Begins"), middle ("Tuesday Afternoon"), and an end ("Nights in White Satin"), and therefore tells the story of a day.
  • A few points to further clarify: First, the concept album must be an album. As in both sides of the record or tape, or the entire CD or download. Even if they fit the above concerns, "Side 2" or "Tracks 7-13" are not an album.
  • Second, the story must be told through the music. And only through the music. Although music videos, concerts, websites, etc. may be used by the artist to support the fiction of the concept album, the story itself must be told entirely through the album. So if, like 1. Outside, you need the liner notes or album artwork to understand the story, it doesn't count.
  • Third, soundtracks and musical scores don't count because the story is told as much through the visual element of the film or play as it is the music. Having a movie or play made based on a concept album doesn't change their status as a concept album, but the subsequent soundtracks or cast recordings are not concept albums.
  • Finally, does it have to be rock and roll? Not necessarily, though it seems like it usually is. Most classical music would not be included because, generally speaking, it is not written to be recorded. In classical music, the written score is the definitive version. All performances--recorded or otherwise--are derivatives. Whereas in rock music, generally the recording itself is definitive. So if the Object itself--the physical recording--is meant to be the work of art, then it could be considered a concept album no matter what the genre.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

30 Days, 30 Movies In One Day

I know I swore I wasn't going to post memes on my blog, but I've succumbed to the "30 Days, 30 Whatevers" challenges on Facebook. I'm sure a lot of people are tired of having their walls spammed with links to trailers and stuff, so I'm putting the entire thirty days in one blog. Just one post and it's done!

1. Favorite Film
Trainspotting. What luck that my dissertation is on Scottish cinema!

2. Least Favorite Film
Over the years spent as a film student, I've seen some pretty horrible films. But the one I hate the most is... Meet Me in St. Louis. It's a generic mess, boring, and "The Trolley Song" is pure torture. However, if there was a sequel about how the clearly disturbed little sister grows up to be a serial killer, I would totally watch that.

3. Favorite Comedy
I am unashamedly a nerd, so Monty Python and the Holy Grail, of course. Nee!

4. Favorite Drama
As a genre term "drama" is a little broad, so I'll re-dub this category as "family melodrama" and say The Godfather.

5. Favorite Action [Film]
The Adventures of Robin Hood. As in, the Errol Flynn one. But... but... there are no explosions! How is this an action film??

6. Favorite Horror [Film]
Murnau's Nosferatu. Yes, it's a silent movie--and that makes it even scarier.

7. Favorite Animated Feature
I'd told myself I wasn't going to pick a Disney movie. That I would look for the independents, the cutting edge, the really out there. With that, I now reveal that my absolute favorite animated film is... 101 Dalmatians. *Facepalm*

8. Favorite Thriller
Vertigo. It's even better the second time around, when you can pick up all the Freudian stuff.

9. Favorite Musical
A Hard Day's Night. I know every song, and most of the dialogue. In fact, I even know what's up with the "clean old man" jokes.

10. Favorite Foreign Film
Wings of Desire. I've seen this movie five times--four in the last year alone. In fact, I've seen it twice in one week just to see the difference between the DVD and 35mm print. It was worth it.

11. Favorite Kid's Movie
Labyrinth. And not just because of certain, ahem, "features." It's got a lot of deep psychological stuff going on that's made it one of my favorites for teaching close reading. Plus... BOWIE!!!

12. Favorite Love Story
Casablanca, which is not just a love story--it's got action, humor, music, and a little tiny bit of noir. In fact, I think romance would probably be more applicable that a mere "love story."

13. Favorite Chick Flick
I do not like chick flicks. Practical Magic is not a chick flick. There are witches in it, so it's a paranormal thriller. About sisterhood. *sigh* It is so a chick flick.

14. Favorite Documentary
The film that got me into film studies: The Last Waltz.

15. Favorite Play Adaptation
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf. I used to look at Taylor and Burton in this film and think, "I want to be that drunk when I grow up."

16. Favorite Book Adaptation
*Ahem* See #1. But, for a runner-up, I'll go with Sense and Sensibility. No offense meant to Jane Austen, but the movie really is better than the book in this case.

17. Least Favorite Book Adaption
Bram Stoker's Dracula. It technically may be the closest to the book, but I don't care what Elsaesser says about it being "the last film" or whatever, it's an awful movie. And every time I see it, it just gets worse.

18. Film That Is Your Guilty Pleasure
Dracula A.D. 1972. Is it bad? Yes. So bad it's good? Almost. Imagine if Hammer Studio did a Cheech and Chong movie. And that is why this is my favorite guilty pleasure film.

19. Film That Made You Cry the Hardest
This makes me feel like such a loser, but Gone with the Wind. In my defense, I saw a restored print in the theater.

20. Movie with Your Favorite Actress
Howard's End. I'll leave it to you to guess if I mean Emma Thompson or Helena Bonham Carter.

21. Movie with Your Favorite Actor

To Have and Have Not, which not only has Humphrey Bogart in it, but also was written my one of my favorite novelist-turned-screenwriters.

22. Movie You Wish You Could Live In
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. I'd like to have gone to wizard school, and I think Curaon's vision of Harry's world was the best.

23. Movie That Inspires You
Chariots of Fire--HAHA! Just kidding! I'd say Star Wars because that movies is just amazing and probably inspired me to become a writer.

24. Movie with Your Favorite Soundtrack
I'm Not There. The soundtrack is 98% Dylan and great Dylan covers.

25. Movie with the Most Beautiful Scenery
Velvet Goldmine. Am I right, ladies?? Oh, wait, they meant that as in "locations"? Oops.

26. Movie You're Most Embarrassed to Say You Like
Difficult. It really depends on who I'd be admitting I liked it to. Maybe I'd say Les Valseuses, which is a wholly inappropriate French comedy. How bad is it, you ask? The English title is Going Places, but a more accurate translation is Balls. As in, well, you know.

27. Movie with Your Favorite Villain
Well, since Darth Vader's already been mentioned (sort-of) and turned into a total wuss in the prequels, I'll go with The Wizard of Oz. "And your little dog, too!" Oh, snap! That witch is a badass!

28. Movie with Your Favorite Hero
From Russia with Love. Yes, my favorite movie hero is a womanizing alcoholic. Let's not read too much into this.

29. First Movie You Ever Remember Watching
The Aristocats. Not to be confused with The Aristocrats. Seriously.

30. Last Movie You Watched
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. It made Dead Man's Chest and At World's End seem great.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

How to Get Into Doctor Who

So maybe you just realized you have BBC America in your cable package, and you want to check out this "new show"* everybody's talking about. Or perhaps you've been a sci-fi fan for a while, and, naturally, have heard of Doctor Who, but just never got around to checking it out. Then this guide isn't exactly for you.

If, however, you are one of those people who has been hooked into watching the show by the growing media attention it's receiving here in the states, then maybe it is. If you're addicted to Doctor Who, want more, but don't know where to start, I suggest you take the following steps.

First, however, make sure you're up to date with the current Doctor's (Matt Smith) era. Don't forget the Christmas special!

1. The New Series
Granted, the episodes of the Moffat era are still the new series, but it's important to go back and watch the Russel T. Davies era as well. And yes, you have to go back to the beginning ("Rose") and watch the ones with the big-eared guy (Christopher Eccelston). You can't just watch the David Tennant episodes.
Recommendations: Like most modern TV shows, there's a story arc to the seasons, so don't watch out of order. Although, if you must, "Blink" is a great episode without heavy continuity.

2. The Tom Baker Era
We've left modern TV story telling behind, and have entered the realm of the serialized drama. The Classic Series stories were told across multiple episodes (usually 4), and so the pacing's a little slower and a bit hard to adjust to. You're starting with Tom Baker's reign as the Doctor for several reasons. First of all, as the longest running (on TV) Doctor, he was, before the revived series, the actor most often associated with the role. And, as the British often joke, the only one the Americans thought was the Doctor. Also, this tends to be one of the most well-loved times in the show's history. More importantly, though, I suggest that you start with the episodes featuring Sarah Jane Smith and then move on to the other companions. That way you'll have a familiar face to bridge your transition from the New to Classic Series.
Recommendations: The best thing about the Classic Series is that, for the most part, the serials can be watched in any order. I'd recommend "Robot," "The Ark in Space," "The Sontaran Experiment," "Genesis of the Daleks," "The Masque of Mandragora," "Pyramids of Mars," "The Brain of Morbius," "The Hand of Fear," "The Deadly Assassin," "The Robots of Death," "The Talons of Weng-Chiang," "Horror of Fang Rock," "Image of the Fendal," The Key to Time (comprised of 6 serials), "City of Death," The E-Space Trilogy (3 serials), "The Keeper of Traken," and "Logopolis."

3. The Peter Davison Era
After Tom Baker, Davison is probably the most accessible Doctor to modern audiences, especially since he appeared in the "Time Crash" sketch with David Tennant.
Recommendations: Davison was a great Doctor, but his era was not without its problems. (Like, for example, an entire serial about how great the Concord is. Avoid that one.) But there are still some very strong episodes from his run such as "Castrovalva," "Four to Doomsday," "Kinda,"** The Black Guardian Trilogy (3 serials), "Planet of Fire," "The Caves of Androzani," and, let us not forget, "The Five Doctors." Multi-Doctor episodes are always good fun, but this one's top-notch.

4. The Jon Pertwee Era
Go back to the Doctor before Tom Baker next. Yes, he's an old guy, but he kicks ass. This era, with some great, action packed stories, often rivals Tom Baker's for fan favorites. And with the heyday of U.N.I.T. (back when it was the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce) and the introduction of the Master, it's no wonder. If you like Earth invasion stories, this is the era for you.
Recommendations: "Spearhead from Space," "The Silurians," "Inferno," "Terror of the Autons,"** "The Three Doctors," "The Sea Devils," the Peladon stories ("Curse" and "Monster of"), "Carnival of Monsters," "The Green Death," and "The Time Monster."

5. The Sylvester McCoy Era
At first off to a rocky start, the McCoy Era soon fell under the head writership of Andrew Cartmel, who gradually made it a slightly darker, more mature Doctor Who. Too bad they were canceled two seasons later.
Recommendations: "Remebrance of the Daleks," "Ghostlight," "The Curse of Fenric," and "Survival." "Battlefield," "The Happiness Patrol," and "The Greatest Show in the Galaxy" sometimes get a lot of put-downs, but I thought they were rather good. Watch "Delta and the Bannermen" if you dare.

6. The Colin Baker Era
Oh, dear God, the coat! THE COAT!!! Once you get past all the 80s excesses, there are still a few good moments in this Doctor's run.
Recommendations: "Vengeance on Varos," "The Mark of the Rani," "The Two Doctors," "Revelation of the Daleks," and "The Trial of a Time Lord."

7. The Paul McGann Era
Confession time: Paul McGann is actually my favorite Doctor, though I rarely admit it. See, he was only ever in one 100% official Doctor Who release. And it was not well received. For one thing, it's bad. Not awful, and certainly not the worst thing ever done in Who history, but not great, either. And it was controversial. ("The Doctor's half human?! And he KISSES GIRLS?!?!?) Worst of all, it was--gasp!--American!! (Not that much, really.) But, it does have its redeeming qualities. It's much closer to the New Series in style and tone, McGann puts in an excellent performance, and there are moments--few though they may be--that are quintessentially Doctor Who.
Recommendations: Doctor Who: The Movie

8. The William Hartnell Era
If you thought the rest of the Classic Series stuff was slow and the effects cheap, then wait till see these. The first two Doctors' serials are not going to be everyone's cup of tea, but there are still some good ones if you have the patience for it.
Recommendations: "An Unearthly Child,"*** "The Daleks,"*** "The Edge of Destruction,"*** "The Aztecs," "The Dalek Invasion of Earth," "The Time Meddler."

9. The Patrick Troughton Era
Same problems as you'll find with the Hartenell era, only the majority of his episodes seem to have gotten themselves lost. Most of what's left is pretty bad. And, um, kinda trippy. It was the 60s, you know.
Recommendations: "Tomb of the Cybermen," "The Invasion," "The Mind Robber," "The War Games."

10. Torchwood
The first successful Doctor Who spin-off series, Torchwood really put its parent show on the map in the U.S. It was billed as "Doctor Who for grown-ups," which means that everybody has sex with each other, and Jack dies. A lot.
Recommendations: Watch in order, especially as it gets better as it progresses. The Children of Earth mini-series was heartbreaking.

11. The Sarah Jane Adventures
The return of Sarah Jane Smith to the New Series was so well-received she got her own spin-off show. Some say that it's better than Doctor Who itself, and, frankly, that claim is hard to argue against.
Recommendations: Watch in order, though, since it's a children's show, the continuity isn't unfathomable if you don't. I prefer the episodes with Rani to those with Maria.

12. Big Finish Audio Adventures
Now you're leaving the world of television behind for the more turbulent waters of the fandom. Extreme lack of continuity ahead. Start with the audio dramas (think radio plays), since the Doctors and a lot of Classic Series companions are in them.
Recommendations: The ones feauring Charlie Pollard as companion both the 8th and 6th Doctor (in that order). You won't want to be spoilered, so go in release order, although if had to recommend one to listen to out of order, it would be "The Chimes of Midnight."

13. BBC Audio Dramas
The BBC has, on an off, done radio plays with the different Doctors, some of which were actually broadcast, others of which were released straight to CD. BBC Radio 4 Extra (Formerly Radio 7) has become the home of the 8th Doctor's semi-official adventures, and recently they've even persuaded Tom Baker to reprise his role as the Doctor for a few dramas.
Recommendations: The 8th Doctor series, especially with companion Lucie Miller. They should be heard in order, but my personal favorite, "Horror of Glam Rock," is only the second one in the series, and it is awesome.

14. Virgin New Adventures
After the series was canceled in 1989, Virgin bought the rights to publish books about the Doctor's continuing exploits and took the series in the darker, more mature track Cartmel had set it on. The quality varies from wonderful to God-awful, but most are competently written and entertaining. Oh, and they're also out of print, so good luck finding them.
Recommendations: There is a certain level of continuity in the series that suggests they should be read in order, but, as you pretty much have to read what you can get your hands on, just use the internet to fill yourself in on what you've missed. Anything written by either Classic or New Series writers are usually pretty good, but I think the best writers of this series are Paul Cornell and Kate Orman. My favorites are Cornell's Human Nature and Lance Parkin's The Dying Days, but, really, anything with Benny Summerfield as companion is good.

15. Eighth Doctor Adventures
After the TV movie, the BBC got their publishing rights back, and produced a series of novels about the continuing exploits of the 8th Doctor. About the same quality as the VNAs, they tend--most of the time--to be a bit lighter and have a tendency toward more whimsical plots. And they are also out of print.
Recommendations: Same problem with continuity as the VNAs. A lot of the good authors from that series carry over as well (especially Orman), but the best new author in the series is Paul Magrs. His Mad Dogs and Englishmen is made of win. Other favorites: The Blue Angel, The Banquo Legacy, Father Time, Earthworld. As a general rule, though, anything with companion Fitz Kreiner is going to be better than without.

16. Virgin Missing Adventures, Past Doctor Adventures, Short Trips and Side Steps
The VMAs and PDAs are series of novels from Virgin and BBC books giving new adventures to the old Doctors. Short Trips are collections of short stories in the same vein. Same quality concerns as the other novel series, though they are often looked upon as "lesser works" in comparison to the "continuing adventures" novels. Mostly out of print.
Recommendations: The continuity slots in with the TV series in most cases, so they can be read in any order. And a lot of the same authors who wrote the VMAs and EDAs wrote these as well. Goth Opera of the VMAs is continuity heavy, but it's by Paul Cornell and it's got vampires. Fear Itself, the only PDA novel with the 8th Doctor, has a great plot twist.

17. Comics
The problem with the Doctor Who comics is that there are several different series, including one that is only published in America, so the continuity is all over the place. However, they are fairly well-regarded among fans, especially ones featuring shape-shifting penguin Frobisher as companion, and the 6th Doctor graphic novel written by Colin Baker himself.
Recommendations: IDW's graphic novel Doctor Who: The Forgotten.

18. Cartoons
The Doctor has occasionally appeared in poorly animated form. Most recently, the David Tennant's Doctor has been in short cartoons both with companion Martha Jones and by himself with a character played by his fiancee/TV daughter. Before that, though, the BBC made some adventures with various Doctors in flash animation for their website.
Recommendations: Webcasts of "Shada" and "Scream of the Shalka." The former is a remake of the unfinished Tom Baker era serial by Douglas Adams, with Paul McGann as the Doctor and Lala Ward reprising her role as Romana--excuse me, President Romana. The latter is a new adventure of a future Doctor played by Richard E. Grant. Personally, I would like to see an action figure boxed set of these two Doctors. That comes with little tiny plastic wine bottles....

19. New Series Adventures
Novels of the doings of the 9th Doctor onward. The nice thing about the VNAs and EDAs was that they were a more grown-up than the TV series. These, however, are more targeted toward kids. Read if you are that desperate for more 9th, 10th, or 11th Doctor. Or if you're a kid.

20. Other Licensed Stuff
Congratulations, you are now a die-hard Whovian. Read novels and listen to audios that feature various companions and Doctor Who villains without the Doctor. Or watch fan-produced videos with original Doctor Who actors staring as Characters Who Are Totally Not Owned By The BBC. Nope. Not At All. *Whistles Innocently*


*Laugh with me now, Brits.
**As of writing, only available on VHS in the U.S.
***Originally, the episodes in a serial had individual titles, not the series itself. These are the generally accepted titles of the first three episodes.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

I'm A-Ramblin', I'm A-Writin'

Today Bob Dylan turns 70. Ten years ago, when he turned a mere 60, I remember going into school and informing my teachers, baby boomers all, of it to see how they would react. The words of my German teacher summed up how they all felt. "Ich bin alt," she said.

Bob Dylan turning 70 doesn't really make me feel old. Ok, maybe when I think about how it seems like only yesterday that it was such a big thing that he would be turning 60 I do because that would also mean that it's been 10 years since I've been in high school. But, being a second generation fan, I don't necessarily measure my life by his. He isn't the spokesman of my generation, so to speak. But he certainly has had just as much an influence on my life.

Of course, I haven't always been a Dylan fan. For the first sixteen or so years of my life, he was that guy my mom listened to who sang--if that's what you could call it--that song about getting high (which I later figured out, isn't at all about that--well, not entirely, anyway). But then one day it clicked. I suddenly understood what my mom, and countless others like her, saw in his music.

The lyrics, yes, of course. Bob Dylan is, beyond a doubt, the greatest living songwriter. It is mainly due to Dylan that we can make the claim that popular songs are poetry and teach it in classrooms alongside Frost, Eliot, and the like. And the ability to write a good song is what has made Dylan so popular among other artists.

But songs are not just lyrics. As I once argued in a paper about I'm Not There, lyrics are just words. We understand songs intellectually through them, but our emotional understanding of them comes through the music. The instrumentation, whether the strum of an acoustic guitar or the howl of an electric one, shades in a background that gives us a context by which to interpret the song. And the way the songs are sung allows us not just to know what the words mean, it allows us to feel them. It gives them color. And no one has a more colorful voice than Bob Dylan.

I have no doubt that I would be a completely different person had I never discovered Bob Dylan's music. I probably wouldn't have gone through my horrible 12th grade poetry phase, but on the other hand, I might be content to have a job writing ad copy or something like that. I might never have been interested in probing beneath the surface of a popular text such as a song or a film. And I definitely would be a much different kind of writer than I am today. Dylan's songs may be taught alongside the great poets, but they never try to rival them as works of literature. They are what they are: great songs that draw their influences from a lot of different kinds of sources. And above all, they never compromise. Thanks to Dylan, I'm happy to write well, write cleverly, and write what I want to write.

There's so much more I'd never have done without Dylan. General cultural influence aside, I'd never have thought of listening to Joan Baez, Pete Seeger, Peter, Paul and Mary, Johnny Cash, or any folk or country singers, really. (Ok, I still don't like country very much.) And there are even rock stars, Neil Young, David Bowie, The Grateful Dead, for example, whom I was never much interested in before I found out how much they were influenced by Dylan (or, at least, tended to play his songs a lot). There are writers, too, I might never have read--Richard Farina, Rimbaud, and, well, all of the Beats, but Ginsburg and Kerouac in particular--and even filmmakers--Pennebaker, Peckinpaw, Scorsese, Haynes--whose works I might not have been very interested in.

On his 70th birthday, there's so much I'd like to thank Bob Dylan for. But, mainly, and most importantly, thanks, Bob, for nearly fifty years of great music. Happy birthday, and

May your heart always be joyful
May your song always be sung
May you stay forever young